Busting Out

I can remember wanting to be 9 stone. I wanted to go in and out in all the right places and be so fine it was painful. I was also childless and single. Many years later I do go in and out but honestly there are more "outs" than "ins". Living in a household of multiple teenage girls it is inadvisable to own bathroom scales - they are evil things no doubt invented by mother-inlaws. So here's the problem: I want to wear a bikini. In public. Without being arrested for indecent exposure. So how can I do this? Well there's nothing like public humiliation to get you going right? So I'm a converted Lido hooked-up LCM gym bunny. I not only sweat in public but also in front of mirrors as viewed by other people... some people just like self inflicting pain right? So 60kg here we come!!!! Yip, pass the coffee it's going to be one hell of a trip...